WHY I HATE RELIGION
I believe in the Almighty Chad - the ancient of days, the Lord of Lords, the creator of the Heavens and all that is below it. It says so right here in the Holy Scribes, the book containing the words of Lord Chad as he dictated miraculously to Prophet Harold of Madagascar. The Prophet was both blind and death, and uneducated but was able to pen down these marvelous writings over 2000 years ago. The Holy scribes tells us of how Lord Chad created man from fine dust so small that no human eye can detect it (modern day scientists call these atoms and is a confirmation of the power and miracles of the Holy Scribe). The Holy Scribe also tells of how Lord Chad created every living thing as both male and female until a choice is made before birth. The book also contains the laws of Chad which include such nuggets as don't kill,don't steel and most importantly, don't shave - for hair is the gift of Lord Chad to his followers. We are also required not to eat chicken as it is an ungrat...