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a sonnet for the not so faint of heart

in Those time that i wish i were at best a Little Crying toddler again i Wince to think of the pain my Little teeth caused my mother's breast and In those moments i hoped to have been Born a woman; multiple orgasms' sake i Remember the monthly PMS and Vaginal ache and Thank God that manhood is life's salve so, I wish to be a better man instead and Hope to cause multiple orgasms on my bedspread and If i cant (because of PMS or other bloodshed) i Hope to god it be on my death bed

many nytes

many nytes i lay awake dreaming of days to come and wishing that the nytes to come will be different and sleep's payment will be well spent many nytes i lay awake thinking of wat 2morrow will be bringing and then i resign not to be bothered afterall the fates my fate have ill considered many nytes i i lay awake hoping that soon my door will come knocking the old rugged fool called death and i shall take my last breath many a nyte, many a nyte i ponder over my plight i wonder if there is truly one with all might that he just might for ever or a day take my troubles away

lost and stiil not found

i felt the need to write a free verse of my innermost thoughts i searched deep within and found nothing so instead i tried to write a verse on love and life truth and vanity yet such concepts were foreign to me and now i hope to make sense of this emptiness riffling through me and hope whatever is missing in my life will not remain lost and still not found

the little things

the fact that you love me makes perfect sense i am perfection incarnate a god amongst men but why i love you baffles me still is it your physical appearance? am not so sure maybe its the freckles on your left breast or the acne all over your body or is it the slight bow in your legs or is it your long endless fingers or your curious little toes or your ever wandering soft palms or your sunshine smile or that glint in your eyes after we make love or the shine on your face when you hold a child in your arms might it be your mental capabilities the fact that your imagination is only limited to the tangible or that your ideologies are set in stone or that you find it hard to see the bid picture or is it your fetching knowledge of what you do and your curiosity to know more or your gift to get people or your ability to understand and accept me for me or is it i dont know if it is or isnt there is no rationality in how i feel but how i f...

WHY I HATE RELIGION

I believe in the Almighty Chad - the ancient of days, the Lord of Lords, the creator of the Heavens and all that is below it. It says so right here in the Holy Scribes, the book containing the words of Lord Chad as he dictated miraculously to Prophet Harold of Madagascar. The Prophet was both blind and death, and uneducated but was able to pen down these marvelous writings over 2000 years ago. The Holy scribes tells us of how Lord Chad created man from fine dust so small that no human eye can detect it (modern day scientists call these atoms and is a confirmation of the power and miracles of the Holy Scribe). The Holy Scribe also tells of how Lord Chad created every living thing as both male and female until a choice is made before birth. The book also contains the laws of Chad which include such nuggets as don't kill,don't steel and most importantly, don't shave - for hair is the gift of Lord Chad to his followers. We are also required not to eat chicken as it is an ungrat...

My Ten Commandments

1.0  Know that you are a minuscule insignificant piece of carbon that just happened to survive evolution. Do not think too highly of yourself. 2.0 Be a human being above all things; a member of the kingdom Animalia and primus interpares among living things. Respect all creatures great and small. 3.0 Approach every situation with reason and logic;except your tastes in music, sports, and love. 4.0 Remember that individual differences is what fuels growth. Respect in-spite of creed, race,sexual orientation, or nationality. 5.0 Let science and the scientific method guide you in understanding the physical world. Doubt everything until proven, test everything until confirmed or disproved. 6.0 If you wish to believe in the spiritual world, keep it to yourself. Belief in non-evidential beings is a personal fantasy which should not be spread as facts. 7.0 Know that the only constant is change. Never except anything to last forever. 8.0 See all things as is. Embrace the concept...