In the beginning...
On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was out of shape, having not exercised a day since it was created. There was darkness everywhere, thanks to PDS and the Nana Addo government. And God said let there be light and so it was, from lanterns to street lights and even LED ones. And the fear of God was put into the darkness that it runs at the sight of light. And God called the light day and the darkness night, wandering to herself what those arbitrary terms meant. Still, she stepped back and admired her work. So ended the day. On the second day, God realized that an atmosphere will be necessary so she sent lots of water vapor up into the sky to create clouds. Wait, when did she create water? Never mind, that was tiresome so she called it a day. So ended the day. And on the third day, God was like “This world is too wet”. So She moved the waters around to create dry patches of land. For some weird reason, She decided to add a lot of salt to most of the ...